Inspired by this post and then stickied to the top of the blog for comic relief, this is the Badger Hut readers’ repository of first world problems. Post problems in the comments. Two rules:
1. These need to be original by the readers, and preferably first-hand from your own life – no going to a list on reddit or whatever and filling in someone else’s problem because you think it’s funny.
2. These can’t just be modern annoyances or complaints – they must have some manner of venal but pointless decadence to them. Ergo, “my pizza is late” is just irritating; “the pizza tracker is broken so I don’t know when to put my pants on” is a first world problem.